What do you think of me, iTunes?
"I Just Like to be Bad" Blue Oyster Cult
Will I have a happy life?
"Anywhere" by Evanessence
Yay! I'm happy anywhere!
What do my friends really think of me?
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Tongue Tied" from Red Dwarf
*falls over laughing* I guess that's a yes?
How can I make myself happy?
"Blue" Eve's Plum
Great, Bizarro iTunes.
What should I do with my life?
"Answering Machine" Bruce McCullough
I should...not answer the phone? Done and done!
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Divine Wind" BOC
Well, that makes some sense, at least.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Fuck the FCC" Eric Idle
Will I ever have children?
"Mystery Science Theater Picture Show" The Great Luke Ski
Not even iTunes knows! Or, they'll be really really freaky.
Will I die happy?
"Cities on Flame With Rock and Roll" BOC
I'm going to go out, and take a large chunk of the eastern seabord with me? That DOES make me happy...
Can you give me some advice?
"Cat's in the Kettle" Unknown
Well, it works.
Do you know where your children are?
"Watching 24" Ken Johnson
Yeah, that works.
What do you think happiness is?
"Wannabe a Slayer" Great Luke Ski
What's your favorite fetish?
"Ladies in the SCA" Leslie Fish