Need an express elevator?
Oh! Everyone wants a Russel Crowe on their lawn! Scare away those nasty Roman Emperors trying to dig up the lawn!
This is for my friends on @Home or Roadrunner DSL services, about the rate hike coming.
Planning a trip to Bar Harbor, Maine? Here's why you might want to reconsider.
I'm a bad person. I snicker at things like this because they're silly, and make me go "Duh." I feel for the parents loss, mind you. I'm just a sick person.
An interesting theory on rock 'n' roll music.