Esme Grey (foenix) wrote,
Esme Grey
foenix

XXX-Men

Oh fer fuck's sake.

RED-blooded director Brett Ratner is having his dream character written into the new "X-Men 3" movie. The mutant is, according to an inside source, "an unbelievably hot and sexy hooker. Her super power is that she secretes a pheromone that helps her to seduce men. She can seduce anyone." The source added the character has not yet been cast but, "they are open to all ethnicities who are in their early-to-mid 20s." Unknowns Kate Nauta and Aya Sumika are apparently auditioning.

Stacy X, now what's next? Foe-Dog?

J
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