Apparently, God got tired on the sixth day, and in his exhaustion, actually created Adam and Ed.
"When he realized that there was no mate for Adam to procreate with to create more humans to populate the earth, God created Eve -- but the scroll does not say from what."
This caused the first love triangle and a horrible mess, says Von Ibson. "Since Ed was made from Adam's rib and was around before Eve, Adam took a tremendous shine to him.
"We're pretty much going to have to rewrite the first part of the Bible, the Book of Genesis," he says.
Sorry, we already did that with, y'know, science. ;)