Nicole Grey (foenix) wrote,
Nicole Grey

Christmas Craziness

This is gonna be cut, since it won't be even remotely humourous to anyone who isn't a fan of ZD/TechTV. This was posted to the "Long Live TechTV" mailing list I'm on, and had to share it with the few folks I know here who are fans.

Twas the Night G4 Christmas by scguycola

'Twas the night G4 Christmas
And all through the house
Kevin Rose showed Chi-Lan
how to use a computer mouse
The stockings were hung by the plasma with care
While Kevin Pereira put gel in his hair
The Lab Rats were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of motherboards danced in their heads.
while Morgan in her 'kerchief and Adam in his shirt
(which if you stare it too long, it will make your eyes hurt)

when out on the street there came such a clammer
as if Patrick somehow had gotten back his sledge hammer
when what do I see? it's a sleigh pulled by goats
with mac emblems and penguins hanging off of their throats
with a little old driver with hair grey and short
I knew in a moment it must be Laporte
When he saw me he stopped and reached in his sack
he pulled out, you guessed it, his latest almanac

and as he rode off, he turned and gave me a look
saying,"Merry Christmas to all and please BUY MY BOOK!!"

Used without permission. ;)


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