Nicole Grey (foenix) wrote,
Nicole Grey

Sleep With One Eye Open

Parents are pushing their older years, and they've made various arrangements, and they were discussing this morning about body disposal, and my dad says they won't end up going together unless someone kills them in an accident.

Me: Or if I finally snap one night and shoot you both.
Mother: Heeey, just a minute, I'm not sure I like the sound of that, what with you staying up all night!
Me: Oh please, you know I can't shoot for shit with my vision.

Me: ...It's the swords you have to worry about.

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