You Know You're From Vermont When...
You can instantly convert kilometers to miles - and vice versa
You've got at least three different types of Ben and Jerry's in your fridge at all times
You own at least one tie dyed t-shirt
You can roll a mean joint and make a water bong
You're still hanging on to those old bootlegged Phish tapes
At least of one your friends lives in a van
You don't think there's anything odd about voting for a Socialist
There's four seasons - summer, fall, winter, and mud
You've skied Mad River Glen
You believe in diversity, even though all your friends are white
You scoff at imitation maple syrup
You don't know what's so funny about Super Troopers
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Vermont.
TWO of these are actually true for me. Can you guess which ones? Not counting the last.