Nicole Grey (foenix) wrote,
Nicole Grey
foenix

Pfft



You Know You're From Vermont When...


You can instantly convert kilometers to miles - and vice versa

You've got at least three different types of Ben and Jerry's in your fridge at all times

You own at least one tie dyed t-shirt

You can roll a mean joint and make a water bong

You're still hanging on to those old bootlegged Phish tapes

At least of one your friends lives in a van

You don't think there's anything odd about voting for a Socialist

There's four seasons - summer, fall, winter, and mud

You've skied Mad River Glen

You believe in diversity, even though all your friends are white

You scoff at imitation maple syrup

You don't know what's so funny about Super Troopers

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Vermont.






TWO of these are actually true for me. Can you guess which ones? Not counting the last.

J
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