One of the local radio hosts hasn't been on since Tuesday, today, they're talking about how they don't know what's happened to her, and how she's probably not coming back. They've had several goofy calls about her disappearance, and a new cohost replacement, who's never done anything with the radio. They said nothing about her disappearance yesterday, other than her taking a few days off.
Drove down into town, got back, my mom is jabbering on about how she's gone, and not coming back, and no one knows what's going on!
This is incredibly, obviously fake. So, of course my mom falls for it.