"No." Me.
"What?"
"No!"
"The stove!! Have you heard it buzz yet??"
*hits head on desk*
"NOO!!!"
That's it, I'm skipping past all this annoying bull the next time she asks me a question, and just answer three times in a row, with increasing volume next time. It's what always happens *anyways* so I may as well get it over with, right?
J