"Wait a minute, rape and murder aren't in the Seven Deadly Sins and Sloth and Gluttony are?"
"Yeah, those first two are okay, but God help you if you're fat and lazy"
Reduced Shakespeare Company's The complete word of God, The Bible (Abridged)
(Note: I'm being fascetious. Not really wanting to start a fight. Much. Might be fun to watch though!)
J