As we're driving to dinner tonight, we pass a group of house, "Hmm, none of them have any flags hanging. Must be a bunch of muslims living there."
I nearly choke on my coffee.
"What the HELL is that supposed to mean??"
"Well, there aren't any...um...flags, and stuff, so they're...not...American, or something." See, once she realises what has spewed forth, she realises how dumb it sounds.