1. I picked up a candle while walking through the grocery store, and saw that it was labelled in English, and another language, I think French. "Bougie" is candle in that language, apparently. Bougie used to be my nickname in high school. Go figure.
2. Had chinese for dinner, and got one of the best fortunes I've ever had. "You will inherit a large sum of money." Bitchin'.
3. Actually, I'm keeping that one private. Too many skeptics. But it involved a redhead named Jean.