Nicole Grey (foenix) wrote,
Nicole Grey
foenix

Triskaidekafiles: Things

Just posted the latest review, Things, up to Trisk.

This time out we have a plotless, actingless, lightless, and quality-less monster movie from the wilds of Canada that thrusts its heroes into a home in the middle of nowhere, and attacked by spiders.

And that snyopsis?  Sounds way better than the actual movie.  Mostly they sit around, drink beer, and shoot the shit until they decide to remember there are demonic spider things next door.

J
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