So, you get this! ;D
Actually, part of that 'crap' was watching a Scifi Channel movie from two years ago, House of Bones. It started out pretty damned bland, and JUST as I was reaching the halfway point, ready to give up and start watching Fringe...the stupid movie actually got interesting.
Not that it got *good* but the deaths were pretty damned cool after that point.
I still don't recommend it.