December 25th, 2007

Phoenix

MERRY X-MAS!!

It's later than usual, but today works too, and it has been awhile.

Here's the holiday classic "Cyclops Got Run Over by His Ex-Wife" by yours truly, mindset, and dkphoenix.  And CRETIN, wherever he is.  Sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo and Patsy.  Duh.

Chorus:
Cyclops got run over by his ex-wife,
Patrolling 'round the mansion Christmas Eve,
You may say there's no such thing as cloning,
But as for me and Essex, we believe.

He'd been swigging down his eggnog,
And we begged him not to go,
But Scott (that dork)'s so dedicated,
So he wobbled out the door into the snow.

When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There were claw-marks on his forehead,
And Infernal-looking symbols on his back.

Chorus:
Cyclops got run over by his ex-wife,
Patrolling 'round the mansion Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as cloning,
But as for me and Essex, we believe.

Well, we're all so proud of Cable,
He's been taking this so well,
Not a tear to rust his metal,
He just sits there playing cards with Sis Rachel.

It's not Christmas without Cyclops,
All the X-Men dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we go to Sinister and clone him back?
(CLONE HIM BACK!!)

Chorus:
Cyclops got run over by his ex-wife,
Patrolling 'round the mansion Christmas Eve,
You may say there's no such thing as cloning,
But as for me and Essex, we believe.

Now that Scott is six feet under,
Jean's conscience is clear and clean,
My! Her luck is so uncanny,
At last she can go out with Wolverine.

I've warned all my friends and mutants,
Maddie could be after you,
The Goblin Queen is out for vengeance,
So glad I'm lucky to be missing from her queue.

Chorus:
Cyclops got run over by his ex-wife,
Patrolling 'round the mansion Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as cloning,
But as for me and Essex, we believe.

Sing it, Nathans!!

Chorus:
Cyclops got run over by his ex-wife,
Patrolling 'round the mansion Christmas Eve,
You may say there's no such thing as cloning,
But as for me and Essex, we believe!
Cooold

Unconventional Warfare: Chapter Seven, Part Five

A special Christmas present for cyclopsscott who's been the main driving force behind getting me to complete this.  I wasn't going to write today, since I have family here, and I need music to write...I said screw it and threw in low-volume Christmas tunes, and wrote anyways.  I had a little goal in my head of reaching 75k by Christmas, and I did it. =)

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