September 30th, 2007


Wild at Heart

So, my mother watched Benji the Hunted...

"Was that a trained cougar in that movie?! It must have been, to do the things it did!"

No, they pointed a camera at a wild animal and prayed for the best as they threw actors in the way.

And then they threw Elisha Cuthbert at it...


Paint by Numbers

So, rich parents with money to piss away, have started giving their kids an 'art allowance' to go out and buy pieces of art and start a collection. Some of them even have their own dealers looking out for pieces.

Damnit, give ME the money...