September 30th, 2007

Mother

Wild at Heart

So, my mother watched Benji the Hunted...

"Was that a trained cougar in that movie?! It must have been, to do the things it did!"

No, they pointed a camera at a wild animal and prayed for the best as they threw actors in the way.

And then they threw Elisha Cuthbert at it...

J
Phoenix

Paint by Numbers

So, rich parents with money to piss away, have started giving their kids an 'art allowance' to go out and buy pieces of art and start a collection. Some of them even have their own dealers looking out for pieces.

Damnit, give ME the money...

J