I Saved a Ton on my Autobot Insurance
A letter to Optimus Prime from his GEICO Insurance Agent.
And it gets better.
J
Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
And it gets better.
J