July 12th, 2007

Phoenix

I Saved a Ton on my Autobot Insurance

A letter to Optimus Prime from his GEICO Insurance Agent.

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."


And it gets better.

J
Phoenix

Dear CBR

I love your images.

You post the best versions. Nice and big, and not compressed to hell like some other sites *coughcoughComicsContinuumcough*. And often, you'll get nifty stuff before some of the other guys.

The cover to Buffy 7 was a big treat the other day, and today I get a nice coloured sketch of Rachel.

My throat feels like crap, and I'm stuffy, and thus there is thanks.

J
Phoenix

=(

I'm a sad panda.

12 years of trying, and it will not come to pass, at least on DALnet.

-NickServ- The nickname Phoenix cannot be registered.

J