April 26th, 2005


The Silliness

Jason Matthew Bourgeois's Aliases

Your movie star name: Doritos Matthew

Your fashion designer name is Jason Paris

Your socialite name is Booger Boston

Your fly girl / guy name is J Bou

Your detective name is Cat Black River

Your barfly name is Apple Guinness

Your soap opera name is Matthew Essex

Your rock star name is Twizzler Bronco

Your star wars name is Jaslyt Boubec

Your punk rock band name is The Silly Widget

Cat Black River is on the case!


Papaltine Strikes Again

New Pope Benedict XVI has blasted J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter books for "undermining the soul of Christianity".

Nicknamed 'God's Rottweiler', Pope Benedict is set to confuse Catholics across the world because his predecessor John Paul II praised the multi-millionaire for her Christian lifestyle.

Benedict, formerly Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger is grateful to Harry Potter: Good or Bad author Gabriele Kuby for revealing the hidden agendas behind the popular children's books.

He says, "It is good that you explain the facts of Harry Potter, because this is a subtle seduction, which has deeply unnoticed and direct effects in undermining the soul of Christianity before it can really grow properly."

Leading Christian theologian Uta Ranke-Heinemann, 77, comments, "The Vatican feels it has the copyright on what is good and what is evil and it does not want anyone else infringing its right to this monopoly.

"It will condemn anyone who tries to enter this territory without its permission."

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