September 19th, 2003



Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties!

And we be celebratin' over here in Foenicia with quite the booty of Pirate Songs, arrr!

Yer Cap'n on the El Cafezador, Jason Greybeard
  • Current Music
    Steeleye Span - Gamble Gold (Robin Hood) (3:42)

Wild Times

Because apparently there's a surprisingly high number of my friends who picked this book up, thought I'd share this news...

Image Comics has announced that Diamond is completely sold out of Wildguard: Casting Call #1 by Todd Nauck and Larry Stucker.


Mwahahahahah! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

  • Current Music
    Clancey Brothers - Bugger Off (3:29)