Congratulations on being the creator of a newEvil Plan
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.