Again, I'll be a nice guy and do these all in one post. I do like having 'em seperate though ;)
Chimp makes
prank calls
Officer
Shaq. Ok, if I saw that giant coming at me with a gun, I'd surrender =)
Idiot Files: A new game controller that sends an
ELECTRIC SHOCK THROUGH YOU when you're hit in a game. This is a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.
Catholic Church
releases God 2.0! (Yes, this is a joke.)
Christopher Walken
bioDriver gets
three tickets in nine hours, and it's not John.
Scientists decide to
map banana DNA. Yes, bananas.
Eeeek. Nonononono. Family selling the
rights to their new baby's name to the highest bidder. Nooooo.
The
International Society to Ban Mind Control
Another
theory (One of my favourites) for the Tunguska Fireball, and Tesla.
Those of you who watch TechTV/Screen Savers, will get a kick out of this. They
parodied a recent Dell commercial. Classic.
Things I never want to hear from my President:
'Dictatorshipwould be a heck of a lot easier'
Yea, bow down, and receive unto thee the holy teachings of the
First Church of Pac-Man
Get any title
added on to your name that you want!
Beware New Englanders,
super intelligent raccoons roam the streets!
Ok,
this is just unacceptable. I like Creative Labs stuff, really, it is some of the best hardware out there for your money, IMO, but they're now forcing spyware on people's systems, and the server it talks back to is/was infected with a virus? Gods...
I was wondering how long
this would take. People getting pissed over the South Park "Shit" episode, calling for this as inappropriate behaviour, because there are children watching. Am I the only one who thinks the appropos action that should be taken is by parents not letting their kids watch this, instead of yelling at a tv show?
From the conspiracy room: NASA
concealed life on Mars for 25 years?
YAY!
That's all, folks.
J