May 25th, 2001

Phoenix

A Funny

This was just sent to me by a friend. Dk, you can skip this =)

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding

and has the following exchange:


Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's

card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who

owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.


Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was

quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to

handle the tense situation:


Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun

in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a

body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told

him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box,

and

that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too !!

J
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Meh?

An Outer Limits theatrical movie?

What's the point?

There aren't exactly recurring characters there. I forsee a good scifi movie getting hobbled by being given the Outer Limits name.

J
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Farking

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I swear, John had nothing to do with this shooting in Wal Mart.

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New stuff in the Columbine shootings.

Oh, bloody hell... A woman gets out of serving serving jail time by claiming she stole because she was depressed.

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The Face on Mars revealed!

J
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