1) It should have all sorts of neat bells and wistles;
2) It should require no downloads or plugins;
3) It shouldn't use Java or Javascript (aren't they the same thing?);
4) It should work on every browser (ALL version of MSIE, NS, Motif, AOL, Opera)
5)Do a spinning logo or a flaming logo like they have in those IBM commercials on TV.
6)I want blinking text. Lots of it.
7)We want it webbish, but not too webish
