Esme Grey (foenix) wrote,
Esme Grey
foenix

Cold.  Sore

Just how the flonq am I supposed to answer when I get asked accusatoraly, "Why do you have another cold??"

I dunno, because PEOPLE GET COLDS??

And 'stuffed up' doesn't immediately mean 'cold'.

It could mean, oh, a reaction to someone smoking.

Ohh, I know.  I have a cold because I've stuffed my head into a bucket of cold viruses, and plan to INFECT THE WORLD!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!

I mean, really, what else can I say?

"Why do you have a cold??"  "I learned it from watching YOU!!"

J
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