Nicole Grey (foenix) wrote,
Nicole Grey
foenix

Spammity Spam

Wow.  I just got the laziest 419 spam ever.  They don't even try to dress it up with a pretty story, just "I need some money, here's the deal, and what your cut is".  Straight, to the point, and utterly basic.  I'm almost ashamed to have read it.


Dear Sir/Madam

I am Mr Mike McMullen I need your services in a confidential matter regarding money transfer.

This requires a private arrangement though the details of the transaction will be furnish to you if you indicate your interest in this proposal.

We have all the legal documents to back up the transaction, besides we have worked out the modalities to ensure smooth and risky free transfer.

I am willing to offer you 40% of the money, the fund in question is quite large. All correspondences will be via email and telephone for now.

I am expecting to hear from you, if you are willing to do the business with us,your private phone number is needed.

Please let me hear from you immediately only in my private emailbox:mikesdesk@emailclick.com

Waiting to hear from you.

Thanks,
Yours Faithfully,
Mr Mike Mcmullen
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