I'm off shortly to go pick up the DVD of Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter. My mother jumped in and decided she'd take me instead of dad, and she keeps adding on stop after stop to the trip, including stopping to get new glasses. She's unable to make a stop, get what she wants, and get out. Any stop almost always takes 45 minutes.
I did NOT want to be out 'til noon or later. This is the biggest downside of being unable to transport yourself.
I'm half tempted to say if you've got my cell number, call me and save me. ;)