Please stop dumping on my friends. (Especially the Canadian one. Come on!)
This is not the arrangement we agreed to.
Dump on me all you want, I can take it. But leave my friends alone, damnit. We agreed to this years ago! And now they and I are getting the ass end of the luck stick this year?
If this is gonna keep up, we need to renegotiate, or discuss your breach of contract.
Love,
J
Wishes he could throw a "2008 sucks, let's get drunk" party, and have everyone over.