Today's was, "Find a peaceful place where you can make plans for the future." Bah!
That's not even funny if you add 'in bed' to the end of it. Which I first heard about from an issue of New Warriors, but that's neither here nor there.
I did like this one from awhile ago, "When things go wrong, don't go with them." That's at least kinda cleverish, and playing with the language.