My mother noticed I made some popcorn last night, surprised I used the stuff that she says is old (Ok, it is) and didn't catch on fire. I pointed out, again, the instructions on the package and having them clearly say "May not take four minutes" and "Stay and watch".
"But it always cooked perfectly before! Only three minutes!"
"Mine was done in two..."
"But it always cooked perfectly!"
"Aside from that other time you cooked it and had the bag catch on fire?"
"What?? I've never had that happen before!!"
Yes, she claims this never happened.
Now you know why I document this stuff. Because if she claims things didn't happen, I have a record. ;)