1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
Coffee mug, the bat of righteous vengeance, and a comicbook.
2.) I have an irrational fear of:
Shadows. No, not simply seeing a someone's shadow and freaking out. It's...complicated.
3.) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?:
All I remember is drinking Coke.
4.) What weight were you when you were born?
Buggered if I know.
5.) What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate most?
Eat well for awhile.
6.) What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
A very quick break up.
7.) Do you stalk anyone on MySpace?
Well... Not on MySpace!
8.) I find the thought of childbirth:
Daunting. Not big on kids.
9.) Next door to my house is?
Rocks and trees.
10.) My feet are:
Dangling over the ground. I'm not short, I have one of those chairs you kneel on.
11.) My preferred style of jeans is:
Blue and comfy.
12.) who is your Number 1 ?
13.) Know how to cook?
Oh heck yeah. I'm awesome at a stove.
14.) I am annoyed with:
Stupidity. My own, at the moment...
15.) What is the worst way you were dumped?
Day before Valentine's day, 1998, over the phone. Ok, she lived in another state, so it's understandable, but...
17.) What sea creature scares you?
I dislike most things in the sea, but those fish with the giant teeth and the little light hanging in front of them? Creeepy.
18.) What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
Brown. Need more redheads. We're accepting applications.
19.) What object have you broken most recently?
I broke my necklace in Atlanta, fixed it.
20.) Favorite pick up line?
You think I can speak coherent English to a girl?
21.) What was the last thing to make you cry?
Oh geeze, something on tv the other week. I totally forget what.
22.) What are the stems on wine glasses for?
Breaking off and stabbing into zombie's eyes.
23.) My favorite shoes are:
24.) Can you use chopsticks?
With some ability.
25.) Do you prefer beaches or forests?
Forests. There's a reason I was called Jason the sprightly wood nymph at one time.
26.) What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
I made a cannibal joke a few questions back, you think they disturb me? Ok, fine, John Wayne Gacy. Creepy evil clown.
27.) Who knows a secret or two about you?
28.) Have you ever burned yourself?
No, I burn other things.
29.) Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Gods, I don't know. Anyone wanna admit to it? I think there's a few people who might be talking about me, but it's totally true...
40.) Do you believe in things that last forever?
No, everything has it's time, and everything fades. But that being said, it's time shall come around again.
41.) What are you listening to?
42.) What do you smell like?
Hopefully not a typical icky fanboy.
43.) Are you single?
Internet relationships are a hard thing to quantify, but no.
44.) Does anyone regularly tell you they love you?
My mother doesn't count. So no. And don't you start!
45.) What's most confusing to you?
Why am I so skilled at being my own worst enemy?
46.) Do you have any bad habits?
47.) Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
No, but I seem to keep falling into that role.
48.) What have you learned about life?
It doesn't matter how you die, what matters is how you live, so just LIVE.
49.) What's your favorite color?
50.) Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
What a question to get after Dragon*Con! But no.
52.) Has anyone told you that they like you more than a friend?
A few, but it's usually me that says it first, and usually making a fool of myself in the process.
53.) What are you looking forward to?
54.) How are you today?
Maybe a little down from the average, but that's still pretty awesome.