Esme Grey (foenix) wrote,
Esme Grey

King of Comedy

This has gotta be a joke.

They're making a prequel to the Scorpion King, called SK: Rise of the Akkadian, directed by Russel Mulcahy.


A prequel to a prequel? That's inventive. And was anyone *really* crying out to see how the Akkadian got to the point before he got to the point where he was killed by Brendan Fraser?



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