The following is now probably less likely to actually happen.
BRITNEY SPEARS will be offered the chance to play a group of sex-mad aliens on British sci-fi TV show DOCTOR WHO.
Show writer RUSSELL T DAVIES is a massive fan of the pop princess and wants to take the series to Hollywood so Spears can make a spectacular cameo playing a cloned extra-terrestrial.
Davies says, "I'd love Britney to do it - it would be so much fun."
