| × I have broken someone's bones. (Not even my own!)
||✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (That would be...HEY!)
|| × I hate the rain. (I *love* the rain. The more rain, the better. I love going for walks in the rain. Thunder and lightning? Even better!)
|✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Who told you??)
|| × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
||✓ I need/want money right now.
| × I love sushi.
||✓ I talk really, really fast. (I'm quiet for awhile, but once I reach my comfort level, you can't shut me up.)
||✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (I've never been told I *don't*...)
| × I have long hair.
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling.
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
|| × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
|✓ I like the way that I look. (I might change a few things, but overall, I'm happy.)
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (That would kinda ruin that reputation, wouldn't it?)
|| × I am usually pessimistic.
| × I have a lot of mood swings.
|| × I think prostitution should be legalized.
|| × I slept with a roommate.
|✓ I have a hidden talent.
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
||✓ I have a lot of friends.
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex.
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone.
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
||✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
| × I have a mobile phone.
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
|| × I've rejected someone before.
|✓ I currently like/love someone.
||✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (But writer seems like a good gig.)
|| × I want to have children in the future.
| × I have changed a diaper before.
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
||✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
|✓ I have a lot to learn.
||✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (I've created new versions of gibberish around girls.)
||✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Check me on AOL! See for yourself!)
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol. Bleargh.)
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Not so much made a move on, but I have pined after one. We liked the same girl, we knew it, I gallantly stepped aside. And look where I am now!)
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
||✓ I enjoy some country music. (Ooold stuff. Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers.)
|✓ I would die for my best friends.
||✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex.
||✓ I am happy at this moment. (Coffee at hand, Sledge Hammer! in the DVD player, Nightwing ready to be read. Some of the awesomest friends on the planet. What more could I ask for?)
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
|| × Democrat.
|| × Republican.
| × I don't even know what I am. (I do, but it's not Republican or Democrat. I'm an Independent. I have no one's agenda but my own. I don't side with people because of what they say they are, but their deeds.)
|| × I am punk rockish.
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
|✓ I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
|| × I can work on a car. (I couldn't even tell you which pedal is gas, which is brake. I am NOT joking.)
| × I love my job(s).
||✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
|✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
|✓ I hate office jobs.
||✓ I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted. (I am not. But my parents are not my parents.)
|✓ I am a pyro.
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
||✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours.
|| × I usually like covers better than originals.
|✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (More TGIF than Applebees. I like Applebees. Chain yes, but I don't see much 'theme' besides good food.)
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
|| × I can't whistle.
| × I have ridden/owned a horse.
||✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (And then some!)
|| × I talk in my sleep.
|✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
|| × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|| × I wear a toe ring.
| × I have a tattoo.
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
||✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (But I'm not addicted!)
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (While these are traits, I would hardly say completely. I'd like to think I'm more realistic about these things. I love nature, but I also don't think it is in as dire straits as many others would have us believe. I look out my window and question just how much global warming there is.)
|| × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I admit nothing.)
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
||✓ I'm an artist. (Well, I can draw. And not *utterly* horribly, I'd like to think. I'm not great, but I can get by.)
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
||✓ I have terrible teeth. (And I don't care. My parents raised me TOO well. If someone doesn't want to be with me because of my teeth, screw 'em.)
| × I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
||✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
|✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
||✓ I am extremely flexible. (For someone of my weight? Definitely.)
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
|✓ I want to own my own business. (I've often toyed with the idea of a comic store.)
|| × I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. ("Normalest" yes. "Normal" no.)
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I have a soft spot.)
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
|| × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I used to, wholeheartedly, and part of me holds out hope, but for now, the evidence points strongly in the other way.)
| × I can't stand being alone. (LOVE being alone.)
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (And usually that obsession is 'redheads'.)
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Some people would say so, but I do try to not be towards my friends. ;))
|| × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Am not! Only when WoW is involved...)
| × I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
||✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I know I am, but having outside comfirmation is all the better.)
| × I am a Libertarian.
||✓ I can speak more than one language. (I know bad Spanish! Three years of classes, wasted!)
||✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I've slept through fire alarms.)
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (About 50/50 really.)
||✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (I enjoy both about equally. I don't enjoy reading history books, but I love reading true things. And I'd rather read about how the 'tilting house' works, than stuff about whether or not it's some 'Mystery Spot' with magical abilities.)
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
|✓ I have no piercings.
|| × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
||✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
|| × I like most animals better than most people.
|✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
|✓ I am compulsively honest. (Which I somehow manage to balance with my love of causing chaos.)
||✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (I think my eyes count here? Also have a hare lip/cleft pallete which was fixed though.)
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (...That sentence confused me.)
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
|| × I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
|✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (My 'keychain' with the number 13 on it, which used to be a number on a theatre seat where I performed plays. Also my phoe...eagle pendant.)
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Wanna see my movie collection?)
|✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (With all the times I've been in car accidents, I'm sure there's a few seconds where I've been dead.)
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
|| × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
||✓ I love to sing. (Others may not love it as much. But to hell with them. ;))
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
||✓ I have a custom-built computer. (So what if it doesn't work?)
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
||✓ I've performed in three plays. (Three? THREE? I've done three in one YEAR. Repeatedly.)
|✓ I enjoy burritos.
||✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Somewhere in my genetic code, surely.)
||✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Awww, a question just for me!)
| × I am a twin!
||✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
|✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (I regret nothing, but would like to change some things. Does that make sense?)
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (GODS no. I have NEVER slept more than nine hours.)
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|✓ I download songs from the internet. (Legally! Just bought one tonight.)
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
||✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Purple monkey dishwasher!)
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
||✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Where is the end? WHERE??)
|✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (My LJ friends ARE my real-life friends, for the most part.)
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (*spits on Starbucks*)