FULL NAME: Jason Matthew Bourgeois. A mouthfull.
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My middle name was one of several grandfathers, IIRC.
SCHOOL? Community College
MASCOT: I don't even know if the school has any sports.
NICKNAMES: Phoenix, Foe, Shithead, Bouge
SIBLINGS: That is a very interesting question, and one that would take a lot of explaining.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: In the theaters, Pearl Harbor (I want that three hours back...), at home, Ravenous.
FAVOURITE SUBJECT: English. And anything strange.
LEAST FAVOURITE SUBJECT: Anything that requires me to keep notes that I'll be graded on, or a journal. A guaranteed failing in that class...
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?: Kind of. Online relationship we're working on.
FAVOURITE ACTRESS: I guess I'll go with Patricia Tallman, and listen to the crickets. Or maybe Nicole Kidman.
FAVOURITE ACTOR: Hmm, Bruce Willis feels like he's at the top of my list right now.
FAVOURITE MOVIE: The Crow
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Babylon 5
HOW LONG ARE YOU IN THE SHOWER? 10 to 15. Depends on what is needed.
FAVOURITE VACATION PLACE: Anyplace cool.
FAVOURITE SCARY MOVIE: Nightmare on Elm Street is a classic.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagna, or my homemade shells and cheese.
FAVOURITE COLOR: Red
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: That nice warm feeling of coffee sliding down to my stomach.
BILL CLINTON: I don't really have anything to say about him.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: Yeah, sure.
ABORTION: It is a woman's right to choose what happens to her body.
SMOKING: Not anywhere near me, damnit.
*WHEN YOU HEAR THIS NAME WHO DO YOU THINK OF?*
Bob: Bob Ross, the quietly insane painter on PBS. That man would've snapped eventually, I know it.
Stacy: I gotta go with Crow here, Stacy Keach is the only one that even comes to mind.
Dan: Parker. A long, long story you never want to hear.
George: Either a friend of my dad's, or my biological father.
Matt: Zimnick, or Nute. One's a bit mad, the other's a pain ;)
Heather: Heather Conrad, the sister of my best friend. Damn cute for a blonde.
Aaron: Lopresti, a comic artist I've always enjoyed the work of.
Amy: Erm, I can't think of a single Amy I know... Amy Fisher and the Pink Ranger come to mind, actually.
Sarah: Hssssssst. Sarah Whitehair. Another long story you do not want to hear, and are far less likely to hear than the one about Dan Parker.
Britney: Sadly, Spears has taken that name over...
DO YOU HAVE A JOB? Nope.
BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND HELL? Yes, we're in them right now, we just have to find one over the other. Hell is easy, heaven takes work.
BELIEVE IN ANGELS? Not as such, but some unexplained beings of light? Sure.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF? Nope, I d...hey! What's happ...enin...g to....meeeeeee *poof*
WANT TO GET MARRIED? I was just discussing this last night... Yeah, I would. Something simple. If I could avoid the huge ceremony, great, but I'd swallow my pride for the right girl ;) Maybe elope, to get it out of the way, then something big and showy down the road to make it 'official'. I'm such a romantic ;P
WHAT DO YOU DO THAT PISSES OFF YOUR FRIENDS? I exist.
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS DO THAT PISSES YOU OFF? They exist =)
YOUR FAVOURITE RESTAURANT: Muddy River Smokehouse. The aforementioned place with the killer chicken BBQ sandwich =9
YOUR FAVOURITE HANGOUT: The State of Bean, and the outdoors.
PEPSI OR COKE? Dew. And not that Code Red crap.
BEVERLY HILLS OR DAWSON'S CREEK: Um, I don't really understand the question.
CHOCOLATES OR FLOWERS: Flowers. Nature first. I'm also not a big candy person.
SILVER OR GOLD: Gold.
WHAT WAS THE LAST PHONE # YOU CALLED? The sad thing is, I don't know. I never use the phone. Probably John's?
EVER BEEN ON A PLANE? Nope.
EVER BEEN OCEAN SWIMMING? Yep. And walked through the waves on Saturday.
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING?: Only in the bathtub. Careful, it's shallow, don't dive in.
EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC? Yeah.
EVER LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER? Yep, and made it into a silly scene in my first book.
READ THE BIBLE? Not in a long time. Nice little mythology those folks got going there ;)
GONE TO CHURCH? Yes, my church is right out my door.
CLIMBED A TREE? All the time.
GONE ALL NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEP? Sleep? I remember sleep.
BEEN TO CAMP? Yep.
BEEN TO A PRO BASEBALL GAME? Nope, don't care to, either.
KISSED A GUY? Nope.
KISSED A GIRL? Nope. Kill me.
EATEN SUSHI? No, and I have no plans to.
WANTED TO DIE? Yup. Just the once. Then I realised I have many people left in the world to piss off.
MET A CELEBRITY? Does Colleen Doran count?
HAD AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP? Several, and am currently in the middle of one.