"Have you seen X-Men 3 yet??"
YES!! GAH! Of *course* I've seen it. I could deal with it on Friday, maybe Saturday, but folks still asking me obviously don't know me that well, damnit. ;)
"Did you stay through the credits??"
Again, yes. Considerably less annoying, but again, folks who know me, would expect me to know this ahead of time. And if I didn't, I would have found out soon enough, from everyone ELSE who saw the film and asked me if I've seen it!
I know things, damnit! ...Fuck, I'm Layla Miller.
All in good fun. Y'all are exempt. ;)