All it takes is two ingredients.
Just put cosmic and aj in the same room together, and let the tv go.
They're combined squeeness and glee and general bounciness will DESTROY ALL EXISTENCE AS WE KNOW IT.
OMGWTFBBQ. I hate that acronym, but it is the only description that fits. ;)
Only slash shall survive the armageddon. And I shall be glad I was destroyed in the initial chaos.