"There is an accident in this country every five seconds. To Allstate, that is unacceptable. So we've hired Jack Bauer to solve the problem."
Cut to Jack in a car with a nervous driver.
"That's a red light up there! Stop the car!"
*crashes anyways, and then cuts to an interrogation room*
"Why were you driving so fast? Where were you going in such a hurry? WHERE WERE YOU GOING?"
*Jack pulls a gun on the bad driver*
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"