Caitlin Grey (foenix) wrote,
Caitlin Grey


So, watching tv, and I see the familiar Allstate commercials, and my brain goes off on a tangent.

"There is an accident in this country every five seconds. To Allstate, that is unacceptable. So we've hired Jack Bauer to solve the problem."

Cut to Jack in a car with a nervous driver.

"That's a red light up there! Stop the car!"

*crashes anyways, and then cuts to an interrogation room*

"Why were you driving so fast? Where were you going in such a hurry? WHERE WERE YOU GOING?"

*Jack pulls a gun on the bad driver*



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