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Wednesday, June 26th, 2019
1:16 am - Boringhouse
Trisk is updated, with my in depth look at Boardinghouse.

And when I say in depth, I went deep and did the 2:36 hours long version.  So, so much padding...

It's a fascinatingly terrible movie, but you can read all my thoughts at the links!

J

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Sunday, June 23rd, 2019
4:18 pm - *holds his hat out*
Hey folks, you've seen me posting all around, and I haven't come around here yet, just in case...

I'm still trying to pay off my plumbing repairs from the winter, and I can't get my furnace tank replaced until that's done, which MUST be done before this winter.  I honestly don't know how I'll survive otherwise.

Anything y'all can do to help, please sprinkle a few bucks on my Kofi page?

J

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Thursday, June 13th, 2019
1:22 am - You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter
Trisk is updated with my latest, a review of Slaughterhouse!

A bunch of kids wander around for awhile, as adults get killed, and eventually meet their own ends, in an old abandoned slaughterhouse.  What's not to love?

Well, click and find out!

J

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Sunday, June 9th, 2019
5:35 pm - From Out of the Light and Into the Dark
Trisk has updated with an all too rare What I'm Watching, and it's a little film called Dark Phoenix.

This movie is getting CRAPPED on, no one cares, the theatres are empty, and this movie may not be mind blowing or amazing, but it does NOTY deserve this.

J

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Saturday, June 1st, 2019
1:56 am - Gaming the System
Trisk has a new review up, and I return to Tim Ritter's movies for Wicked Games!

it's a tale of sex and revenge and psychosis, and is a shot on video slasher bit of fun? and blood.

J

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Sunday, May 26th, 2019
1:24 am - Scat Cat!
Trisk has updated with it's final review for May, the monster flick Uninvited.

I...I love this movie.

I fucking LOVE this movie.

It's bad, but in all the right ways, and it is entertaining from end to end, with an amazing cast chewing scenery, and an amazing monster from inside a fluffy cat that chews on them!

This movie is gloriously bonkers, in all the best ways.

Check out my full review!

J

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Monday, May 13th, 2019
1:24 am - Suck on This
Trisk has it's latest up, and for Mother's Day, what better movie than the tale of an aborted foetus that mutates in the sewers and rises up for revenge?  So that's The Suckling in a nutshell.

You know, THAT old story.

I loved this movie, as sleazy as it is, and it has amazing effects.  Check out all my words, and the movie.

J

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Wednesday, May 1st, 2019
1:11 am - Delivery Unavailable
Trisk starts May with another Prom trip, Prom Night 4!

A surprisingly fun entry for a fourth movie, with some good camp and kills, but check out my full review!

J

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Friday, April 26th, 2019
2:03 am - Great Lake Adventure
Trisk wraps up April with this obscure cult classic shot on video slasher from the 80s, Blood Lake!

It's very long, it has ten minutes of water skiing, and a whole lotta lake, and not much blood!

J

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Saturday, April 13th, 2019
4:32 am - Octuplets
Trisk has a new review up, and before the Rifftrax gang can ruin my fun, I decided to take my OWN look at Octaman.

So check out my in depth look at this creature feature, before they savage it in a week or so!

J

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Monday, April 1st, 2019
1:57 am - Three Meals a Day
Trisk has updated with its latest, an in depth look at Critters 3!

So click on in and read all my Oscar jokes at Leonardo DiCaprio.

J

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Tuesday, March 26th, 2019
2:16 am - Toys for Tots
Trisk has reached 300 reviews!  And we celebrate by once again opening Toulon's trunk, with Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys!

It's uh, not good!

J

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Wednesday, March 13th, 2019
1:25 am - Evil Is as Evil Does
Trisk has a new in depth look, and it's a sleazy little Satanic slasher, Evil Sister.

Click on through and read all my words...

J

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Friday, March 1st, 2019
2:02 am - Phantasmagoria
Trisk is back, and so is the Tall Man, Reggie, and the Hemicuda.  Check out my latest in depth look at Phantasm 3!

This movie is a slight step down from #2, but ONLY the slightest.  Check out all my thoughts though at the link!

J

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Tuesday, February 26th, 2019
2:17 am - Nemesisters
Trisk has a new review up, and I go scifi this time for an in depth look into this little 90s gem, Nemesis.

It's bonkers 80s action scifi with some surprisingly deep themes, check it out, check out my words.

J

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Wednesday, February 13th, 2019
2:08 am - Til Death Do We Part
Trisk has a new in depth review up, Death by Love!

I somehow fell into this idea of doing a 'just wrong love story' review every year the day before Valentines, and that tradition proudly marches onwards with this year.

J

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Friday, February 1st, 2019
1:13 am - Not So Finally
Trisk kicks off Fredbruary with our annual return to Elm Street, for the inaccurately titled, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare.

I always liked it, but I don't think I've seen it since the VHS days.  So check out and see if it holds up for me!

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Saturday, January 26th, 2019
1:54 am - I Love Trash
Trisk wraps up January in style, with the most obscure, and one of the most bonkers nonsensical movies I've ever seen, Trashcans of Terror.

And I love it.  It's hilarious and goofy and its heart is in the right place.

Click the links and check it out!

J

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Monday, January 21st, 2019
4:25 pm - I Am Having a Year
So.

I had a pipe burst last night in this bitter, bitter cold (with a side dose of my dumbassery), and the plumbers came this afternoon.

The job started looking like more work than they expected (although I suspect it might not be AS much work as they suspect) and they packed up to leave for the day to do some more homes, and come back tomorrow for my big job.

With one minor hitch.  "We're gonna need you to put 1500-2000 or so down so we can start covering things."

Well, I don't HAVE that, and they won't start work until I give them some money for the work.  Which means I have no water until I can get that money.

So here I come again with my Ko-fi page shaking my hat for any donations you might be able to send my way.  Thanks, any help is appreciated.

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Sunday, January 13th, 2019
1:55 am - Crushing It
Trisk has a new in depth look at obscurity, called Nosferatu's Crush.

It's got vampires, bad acting, and a big hunk of man meat.

J

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